Welcome to another interactive section of the website. Many of my loyal followers and some of you lost souls that are still thinking of voting for the other so called candidates have emailed me recently. I just thought I would share some of the emails and responsed now. Although I try really hard to respond to every email, it gets hard to divide my time between all my campaign stops and all of the response I am getting for my campaign.
voteforcartman@disgruntledhuman.com
From: JMROPER31@XXXXXX.net
Date: Sat, July 17, 2004 9:14 pm
carmen you will be presadent no matter what f@*k stan & kyle and dont listen to them when they call you fat ass. there just attimitated by you GO CARTMEN and im sapporting you all the way i have all your campane posters all over my room and also all over my locker at school GO CARTMEN CARTMEN CARTMEN sincerly your #1fan 4 ever
From: TetraXX@XXXXXX.com
Date: Sun, July 18, 2004 2:53 am
sure u did go convince the congress to have stem cell research but u didn't do it for Kenny. u did it so u could have that pizza place...............u fat ass
From: voteforcartman@disgruntledhuman.com
Date: Sun, July 18, 2004 2:56 am
Little did you know that was Kenny's dying wish. Who am I to not fulfill a little dying boys last wish? That would be pretty cruel and heartless, which I am not.
Cartman
From: TetraXX@XXXXXX.com
Date: Sun, July 18, 2004 2:57 am
his dying wish was not to die
From: voteforcartman@disgruntledhuman.com
Date: Sun, July 18, 2004 7:29 am
Well that goes without saying, but his backup wish was to have his very own Shakey's Pizza and since I was unfortunately unable to fulfill that wish - something that I have to live with everyday - I had to painstakingly go ahead with his second wish. I think of Kenny every time I eat at his Shakey's Pizza.
Thanks for bringing up those bad memories and thank you for voting Cartman in 2004!!
From: TetraXXXXXX@XXXXXX.com
Date: Sun, July 18, 2004 10:50 pm
im not voting for cartman im voting for Kenny
From: voteforcartman@disgruntledhuman.com
Date: Mon, July 19, 2004 5:34 pm
But you just said he was dead... so therefore all Kenny Votes go to Cartman. That was another of Kenny's dying wishes.
From: TetraXXXXXX@XXXXXX.com
Date: Sun, July 19, 2004 11:33 pm
yeah but Kenny came back from the dead like he does every time he dies
From: TetraXXXXXX@XXXXXX.com
Date: Wed, September 8, 2004 9:06 pm
congratulations on winning fatass!!!!!!!!
From: voteforcartman@disgruntledhuman.com
Date: Fri, September 17, 2004 7:15 pm
Oh look who is going to jump on the Cartman bandwagon all of the sudden. Welcome aboard, too bad you're too late for the punch and pie.
From: TetraXXXXXX@XXXXXX.com
Date: Fri, September 17, 2004 7:51 pm
i still wish kenny won but im really glad that u won and not..........butters that pussy
From: CatStina@XXXXXX.com
Date: Sat, July 17, 2004 10:18 am
i have seen your website and i 4 1 will be voting 4 kenny
From: voteforcartman@disgruntledhuman.com
Date: Sat, July 17, 2004 7:27 pm
That's good, Kenny needs at least one vote.
From: CatStina@XXXXXX.com
Date: Mon, July 19, 2004 2:23 pm
ha ha, u do kno that kenny has a website 2.
From: voteforcartman@disgruntledhuman.com
Date: Mon, July 19, 2004 5:49 pm
I've seen the websites that Kenny goes to; then he plays red rocket. Kenny's a bad influence on you, vote for Cartman in 2004!!
From: CatStina@XXXXXX.com
Date: Mon, July 19, 2004 5:11 pm
haha, im voting McCormick in 04. and i mean web sites like http://electkenny.atspace.com/facts.html
From: "Ryan"
Date: Sat, July 17, 2004 4:39 pm
Who ever the hell made that site is a genius. If anyone should be class president it should be Cartman. Thanks for getting the word out.
From: TweetyXXXX@XXXXXX.com
Date: Sat, July 17, 2004 4:40 pm
cartman you are the funniest person in south park bring smiles to all the viewers faces. My question is once you become president how would you benefit your fellow class mates. most of them do not like you. If you are going to make a pronise you should keep it. Bring up the fact that stan and kyle tried to crusify you. anyway i really hope you win. love kristina
From: voteforcartman@disgruntledhuman.com
Date: Sun, July 18, 2004 8:45 am
Well, like I said on my campaign site, I will be pushing for longer recess everyday. Get rid of gym class, Cheesy Poofs stocked in all desks to make class less boring... things along those lines.
As far as being crucified by Stan and Kyle, it's the unfortunate side effect of being friends with such menaces to society. It's one of those painful memories that you try to put behind you and move on. Besides if I dwelled on everything that those two unstable immature children did to me, who knows, I might become cold and bitter and do cruel and unusual things to others. Something I would never do.
Thanks and Vote for Cartman in 2004!!
From: LilplayaXXXXXX@XXXXXX.com
Date: Sat, July 17, 2004 12:53 pm
hey cartman wassup homie ummm good luck to u kyle and stan southpark is my favorite show and say hi to kenny but dont kill him lol, and say hi to everyone else in southpark well peace out and ttyl
From: voteforcartman@disgruntledhuman.com
Date: Sun, July 18, 2004 8:50 am
Well, good luck to me indeed. I can't say the same for Stan and Kyle, because luck won't cut it for those assholes, they need a miracle. As far as Kenny I would never kill Kenny. For a poor piece of crap he is my best friend.
Thanks and Vote Cartman in 2004!!
From: Mccrislip@XXXXXX.com
Date: Sun, July 18, 2004 8:14 am
Cartman always thinks he is so bad by insulting everybody like Token Kyle and
a lot of other's but in the end Cartman always gets the crap beat out of him
only about one he made someone else cry and that was Scott Tenorman athough
Cartman does have best episodes like Cartmanland or the Jennifer Lopez episode
he still sucks although he would probably be the third best Candidate
From: "Ashtyn"
Date: Sun, July 18, 2004 4:22 pm
I have seen your website and I will always be voting for Cartman.
From: voteforcartman@disgruntledhuman.com
Date: Mon, July 19, 2004 5:54 pm
Finally an intelligent girl! Make sure you get everyone else to vote Cartman as well; especially all these Kenny freaks.
From: "Ashtyn"
Date: Sun, July 19, 2004 5:45 pm
Don't vote for Kenny why, because he is always dieing. Don't vote for the others why because they always disagree with Cartman and the don't do anything really exciting like Cartman does. Thats why I am voteing for Cartman. Vote for Cartman
From: atakan_gang@XXXXXX.com
Date: Mon, July 19, 2004 7:05 am
Cartman you're an asshole but you are the funniest guy in the fuckin class.
Despite of you have that kind of positive attraction on me. I AM NOT GONNA
VOTE FOR YOU FATASS!
From: Smile0008@XXXXXX.com
Date: Mon, July 19, 2004 12:15 am
Cartman, I don't know how I could give you my vote after your rude behavior towards your cat. You know exactly what I'm talking about. "naawww kitty this is mah chicken pawt pai!" (no kitty this is my chicken pot pie) Why didn't you share your chicken pot pie with your cat? This is going to trouble me for a very long time. Obviously, your cat was hungry, you had plenty of food to share. Seems quite simple to me. I think my vote is going to Stan... maybe your cat should run...
-Erin from:not canada
From: voteforcartman@disgruntledhuman.com
Date: Mon, July 19, 2004 5:46 pm
Hello Erin from not Canada
You see what you don't know is that Mr. Kitty has stomach problems and that if I give him chicken pot pie he would get really sick. That's why Mr. Kitty didn't get any pot pie, because I would never do anything to get him sick.
Now that you know that I welcome you back to my side to annilihate those other assholes in August. Vote Cartman in 2004!!
From:Elementskater644@XXXXXX.com
Date: Tue, July 20, 2004 5:20 pm
I will vote for you because you are a fat kid and I am a fat kid.
From: "theheath"
Date: Thu, July 22, 2004 11:20 am
Hi im an old grumpy pissed off frat boy and was sad and lonely and
then Cartman visited me and played checkers and all i had to do was
feed him cake what a nice young man cartman for president becuase
every one else who is running is gay.
From: xxxxxx_yendis@XXXXXX.com
Date: Thu, July 22, 2004 11:53 pm
cartman,
you are the best canidate by far. Is there anywhere i can buy any i support
cartman merchandise. Id like to do my part. Also i am suprised that kenny
can actually afford a compain since he is such a poor bastard.
budike.
From: "Grant"
Date: Thu, July 22, 2004 3:26 pm
Why not have Eric run for ice president under Kenny then when kenny dies eric can scoop the corpse into his hands and give a patriotic speech about america.
From: voteforcartman@disgruntledhuman.com
Date: Thu, July 22, 2004 7:12 pm
Because even if the sunofabitch dies, he'll just be back next week again... although I could always use a good photo op. I'll get the camera, you kill Kenny... you bastard. Ha ha, that's just a little political humor. Vote Cartman in 2004.
From: "Grant"
Date: Fri, July 23, 2004 6:54 am
What should I kill him with
From: "Grant"
Date: Fri, July 23, 2004 7:43 am
wait a minute Kenny's power comes from his coming back after he dies why don't you just keep him a live in a personal prison FOREVER dun dun dahhhhh
From: "Me"
Date: Wed, July 21, 2004 9:06 pm
Cartman, you totally rule and I will definitly vote for you. All the other kids are lame (especially Stan and Kyle). Kick ass site BTW.
From: voteforcartman@disgruntledhuman.com
Date: Thu, July 22, 2004 7:50 pm
Yes, Stan and Kyle are hella lame. I do totally rule and everyone else will know that on August 25th when I begin my Presidency over the entire school. My first act will to make Stan and Kyle retake the 3rd Grade. It's good to see someone who hates Stan and Kyle as much as I do. I'll tell the webmaster you liked the site and I'll give him another Cheesy Poof.
Vote Cartman in 2004!!
From: Orlandobaby4@XXXXXX.com
Date: Thu, July 22, 2004 6:09 pm
Hey Cartman! You rule! but i have a quick question, if you don't like any of your friends than y do u hang around them? any way i watch your show, and i loooooooooooooooove u! u are such a lil cutie! u wil totaly win!
From: voteforcartman@disgruntledhuman.com
Date: Thu, July 22, 2004 7:57 pm
Yes I rule; it's true and I will win. Well, basically out of all the assholes that are in my school, I've picked out the least annoying ones. I am basically just holding on to them until I find myself some better friends. Vote Cartman in 2004!!
From: Orlandobaby4@XXXXXX.com
Date: Thu, July 22, 2004 7:24 pm
very smart!
From: Orlandobaby4@XXXXXX.com
Date: Fri, July 23, 2004 7:03 am
hi....................... ya u will totaly win blah blah blah blah and ya
right go fuck a cow cratman
From: Orlandobaby4@XXXXXX.com
Date: Fri, July 23, 2004 3:31 pm
sorry about that las email i sent u when it said go fuck a cow my sis did that
From: foodeater992000@XXXXXX.com
Date: Sat, July 24, 2004 12:56 pm
GO CARTMAN!! stan and kyle are LAME...Everyone should vote for CARTMAN
From: isabel1755@XXXXXX.com
Date: Sat, July 24, 2004 12:48 pm
you have a great site. under qualifications, though, 'sucessful' should have 2 c's. sorry i know this sounds ridiculous but it would just look more professional and convincing if all the words were spelled correctly. sorry, i didnt mean to be rude. you do have a great site, and you also have my vote... so long as you fix the spelling
From: voteforcartman@disgruntledhuman.com
Date: Sat, July 24, 2004 5:36 pm
Thanks for the heads up. That's the last time I hire Clyde to do my spell
checking for me... he's a dumbass. Thanks for the vote!
From: TNTinkerbell85@XXXXXX.com
Date: Sat, July 24, 2004 3:03 pm
Cartman you are so going to lose this election you fatass. I'm not voting for you because I knew you would do something to Stan and Kyle. You would screw the class over for a box of Cheesy Poofs and don't pretend like you wouldn't you asshole. I'm voting for Kyle you fat little piggy. YOU SUCK ASS YOU FUCKIN FATASS
From: voteforcartman@disgruntledhuman.com
Date: Sat, July 24, 2004 6:59 pm
I would never do anything to Stan and Kyle, that they didn't deserve that is. I cannot understand these accusations of screwing over the class. I would never screw over the class for a box of Cheesy Poofs. Maybe three boxes of Cheesy Poofs but not one. Get your facts straight before flinging accusations. Now that we've cleared up these misconceptions I look forward to your vote.
Vote Cartman in 2004.
From: TNTinkerbell85@XXXXXX.com
Date: Sat, July 24, 2004 8:09 pm
I told you that I'm not voting for you, you hate Jews. I not Jewish ,but that's wrong to be hating people for what happen so, many years ago would you let it go already. I mean stop being a ass and drop it. Stan and Kyle don't deserve to be put back in third grade ,they make better grades than you,dammit. Your website is a bunch of lies ,too. That picture of Kyle holding up that magine has you mom on it. To sum it up your fat and your moms a SLUT.
From: voteforcartman@disgruntledhuman.com
Date: Sat, July 24, 2004 9:32 pm
Yes that was my mom on the magazine cover, a fact I have to live with every day of my life. But what a loving mother she is to pose for such horrible publications to help fund her son's campaign to build a better South Park elementary through my vision.
I don't hate all Jews, just Kyle. As far as that extermination of the Jewish race thing, that was just blown out of proportion. That happened like three months ago, would you let it go already? Stop being an ass and drop it.
Anyway, sorry you think my lies are worse than the ones that Kyle and Stan are telling and I look forward to your vote in 2004.
Vote Cartman in 2004.
From: TNTinkerbell85@XXXXXX.com
Date: Sat, July 24, 2004 10:16 pm
For the last time I'm not voting for you I wouldn't vote for if I was drunk! What the hell is up with say the same thing I said could you not think of anything better to say? What is your brain not big enough to write your own words? And please she didn't do that for you she did because she wanted to stupid. Stan's and Kyle's websites are based on fact including everthing they say about you is true. Eric Theodore Cartman you need to grow up! Oh yeah your a Fatass.
From: voteforcartman@disgruntledhuman.com
Date: Sun, July 25, 2004 5:00 am
It was my subtle way of trying to prove my point to you. You tell me it happened a long time ago and to let it go, well I'm telling you to let your apparent dislike of me go as well, because it was a long time ago. You also tell me I need to grow up, then proceed to throw a child like insult towards me. Maybe we both need to do a little growing. The more I read your emails and insults I can only come to one conclusion. You worship me, you talk like me, you act like me. I would say a part of you is exactly like me.
Now, what you need to do is embrace your Cartman side. How you may ask? Drink a couple bottles of Jagerminz S'More Flavored Schnapps and then vote for Eric Cartman. It's the only way you will really feel better about yourself.
Oh and by the way, I'm not fat, I'm big boned.
From: TNTinkerbell85@XXXXXX.com
Date: Sun, July 25, 2004 12:05 pm
I tried of trying to debate you on this. I goning to be the bigger person here and stop. If any one does vote for good for them ,but you can't change my mind about my vote. If you do win all I can saw is poor Stan and Kyle. Just so were clear I do not worship you that's my sister.
One last thing , Vote Kyle for Class President
That's it!
From: voteforcartman@disgruntledhuman.com
Date: Sun, July 25, 2004 8:09 pm
Well, by trying to read whatever this is you wrote to me, I can only guess you took me up on that schnapps offer. I'm sorry you haven't seen the light and will be voting for me.
I guess if you are voting for Kyle then it just proves the old saying that even a blind squirrel finds a nut once in a while. I voted for Kyle once, but it was for who was going to swim in the shark tank. I think Kenny ended up winning that one though.
I won't take up anymore of your time debating since I have to hit the trails and find real voters to vote for me. I will give you one here and you can tell all of your friends that you are a real master-debater.
Tell your sister to vote Cartman in 2004!!
From: TNTinkerbell85@XXXXXX.com
Date: Sun, July 25, 2004 7:34 pm
I don't drink! I just wanted to see what you would saw as far as what I have come to see in this election. I would rather Kenny win than you. I would also like to say that you would be the on my list to get in the shark tank. I want to saw Kyle is a bad person for what his people did and I voting for Kyle ,you damn dirty bitch.
From: "Adrian"
Date: Sat, July 24, 2004 5:34 pm
im voting for stan bitch.
From: voteforcartman@disgruntledhuman.com
Date: Sat, July 24, 2004 6:50 pm
Yes Stan is a little bitch, you don't have to remind me, although I love to hear people that agree with me on that.
Vote Cartman in 2004!!
From: ducktapedspork@XXXXXX.com
Date: Sun, July 25, 2004 5:11 pm
Hi Cartman! I still don't know who to vote for... And the poles are open soon! Wow it's July 25th already? My brother's birthday is July 30th... Uhh, yeah. Well, I'm voting for you, Butters, or Kyle. I've narrowed it down from my list before. Well, I have to get back to roasting marshmallows on my stove. Bye!
From: LEWRA@XXXXXX.com
Date: Mon, July 26, 2004 6:39 pm
Cartman,
You can bet you'll have my vote your a great character and I love you. Anyhoo you said your first act of class president is to repeal the chocolate milk tax in the cafeteria excuse me but what tax?
From: voteforcartman@disgruntledhuman.com
Date: Mon, July 26, 2004 7:47 pm
Well you see, there really isn't any tax, but most of the dumbasses in school don't know that. You know anytime you are running for a high office such as this you have to make stuff up. Whenever you offer to cut taxes the people will be eating out of your hands. Then I'll win, point out that there is no longer a tax on milk and these retards will think I'm the greatest. Vote Cartman in 2004!!
From: LEWRA@XXXXXX.com
Date: Mon, July 26, 2004 6:48 pm
I see but what else are you going to do?
From: LEWRA@XXXXXX.com
Date: Mon, July 26, 2004 6:50 pm
Cartman, How exactly will I point that out? You realize you have some issues?
From: LEWRA@XXXXXX.com
Date: Tue, July 27, 2004 5:31 pm
Cartman, How are you going to prepare for your campaign? Are you going to make a speech I'm behind you all the away for class president and since you recently told me there is no tax on milk (as I recall) What else do you plan to do when elected?
From: LEWRA@XXXXXX.com
Date: Tue, July 27, 2004 5:38 pm
Hello again,
Well I can't wait until you win class president you will do a good job but I
don't think you should get rid of Stan and Kyle. (Kyle is pretty smart and
Stan is ok) despite the fact he throws up on Wendy though she doesn't mind (Who
by the way is cute)
From: "Raymond"
Date: Mon, July 26, 2004 9:36 am
i really like you eric but u seems to be a fat ass jurk and sometimes you make people kiss your ass and that is just so imature. So i am going to vote for stan the bitch.
From: voteforcartman@disgruntledhuman.com
Date: Mon, July 26, 2004 6:03 pm
Why would you vote for Stan? Does the fact that he sexually harrassed me have no bearing on this election? Do you really want a pervert like that in a powerful position? All Stan is going to do if he gets to be president is punish Token for being with Wendy.
Seriously, you need to rethink your whole voting process. Why waste a vote on Stan when you can waste it on me?
Vote Cartman in 2004.
From: "Raymond"
Date: Mon, July 26, 2004 8:37 pm
Well eric you are a fat ass jerk as I say you are and don't try to back me off from voting on stan.
ASSHOLE
From: "Raymond"
Date: Wed, July 28, 2004 10:52 am
I got pissed about your behaviour so dont be a class president. You know that you wont win against stan the bitch or kyle the swear ass. So you should back off from being a class president and kyle is right that you are a fat ass moron.
From: "James"
Date: Mon, July 26, 2004 8:37 pm
I ain't voting for you fatass. Why? Because Kyle is going to win. just see his website. I built kyle another website so he can beat you in the election. So instead of running for class president you already know you're going to lose. go eat some cheesy poofs Kyle could definetly kick your fucking ass.
From: voteforcartman@disgruntledhuman.com
Date: Tue, July 27, 2004 5:21 am
Have you ever seen Kyle? Did you know that Kyle has kicked his baby brother through windows, dropped him off at a bus stop and left him for dead? Yes, if you want a horrible child abuser in as your class president then you go ahead and you vote for Kyle. Just remember you will have to live with that decision for the rest of your life. Let's just hope none of your children ever end up in front of Kyle because God knows what he would do to them.
Kyle is a no good child abusing asshole, therefore to save your conscience and keep a horrible person like that out of office, vote Cartman in 2004!!
From: "Tyler"
Date: Sat, July 24, 2004 9:46 am
Sorry, Eric, I love ya, but I just don't see you as president. I'm leaning towards Stan.
From: voteforcartman@disgruntledhuman.com
Date: Wed, July 28, 2004 7:07 pm
Well let's put Stan on the edge of a cliff and you can lean towards him.
Vote Cartman in 2004!!
From: "Tyler"
Date: Wed, July 28, 2004 7:24 pm
Well, at least I'm not voting for Kyle, that goddamn J-O-O!
Heh, I'll vote for ya, Eric. We don't need pussies OR Jews!
P.S. - Are you running for 4th grade president or 5th grade?
From: votecartman2004@yahoo.com
Date: Wed, July 28, 2004 12:10 pm
hey your song about Kyle's Mom being a bitch was tight. you got my vote. Cartman Rules!!!!!!!!!!!!!
From: Wendy Wen
Date: Wed, July 28, 2004 3:09 pm
Cartman - How did South Park attract such a 'tard audience?
From: voteforcartman@disgruntledhuman.com
Date: Fri, July 30, 2004 7:43 pm
I don't know, I'll have to ask a tard. Hey Wendy, how did South Park attract such a tard audience? Vote Cartman in 2004!!
From: Wendy Wen
Date: Sat, July 31, 2004 9:39 am
That was a very un-Cartman answer! Shame on you! You're doing such a bad job pretending to be Cartman, that this slightly declines my voting for him! I'll vote for him anyway, just because I know Cartman in real life would have a more clever answer! Goodbye!
From: flea111@XXXXXX.com
Date: Thu, July 29, 2004 9:27 am
yo cartman wasup south park is my favorite show and im sooo voting for u in the election...screw those assholes kyle and stan. pce out
From: t_mac_owns_you@XXXXXX.com
Date: Thu, July 29, 2004 10:10 am
Cartman u kick ass...forget that jew kyle u rule u will be getting my vote from, mark
From: HotLibra1802@XXXXXX.com
Date: Mon, August 2, 2004 12:35 am
I would vote for you Cartman if you're mom wasn't on the cover of crack hore
magazine and if she hadn't slept with everyone in southpark other than Chef.
You're mom is an absolute retard and you should have entered her in the Special
Olympics instead of you're fat a$@! So get the F@#$ out of the way Eric Tit
Cartman beacuse you're going down!
From: SouthParkangel@XXXXXX.com
Date: Tue, August 3, 2004 11:45 pm
I hate you more that I hate whiped cream! I wish I could go down to South Park and kick your fatass! I not voting for you, I'm voting for Kyle . Go eat some cheesy poofs. I one question, why is it you can talk a bunch of bullshit and when it comes time to do it you become a fat fuckin pussy? Oh yeah die damn you!
From: voteforcartman@disgruntledhuman.com
Date: Wed, August 4, 2004 6:40 pm
Wow, a little hostile there. Sounds like someone has sand in their vagina. What are you trying to do, bring it on? Because I already brung it bitch. I brung it, opened it, and set it on the table.
Now get back in the kitchen and make me some pie. Oh, and Vote Cartman in 2004!!
From: SouthParkangel@XXXXXX.com
Date: Wed, August 4, 2004 9:12 pm
You get your bitch ass in the kitchen and make your own damn pie!
You don't know how to bring it bitch!
Kiss my ass!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm not voting for your sorry ass either!
From: SouthParkangel@XXXXXX.com
Date: Fri, August 6, 2004 2:38 pm
Hello I wrote you by back I told you to get your bitch ass in the kitcken and make your own damn pie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
From: voteforcartman@disgruntledhuman.com
Date: Fri, August 6, 2004 5:09 pm
It's already been brought. You don't even have to vote for Cartman, you
can go ahead and vote for Kyle. He is only 5000 votes behind.
You and Kyle can both suck my balls.
From: SouthParkangel@XXXXXX.com
Date: Sat, August 7, 2004 9:50 am
Why don't you suck your own balls ,you fatass.
From: Queen Hamham
Date: Thu, August 5, 2004 5:17 pm
Stop pollstuffing you asshole.
Vote Butters in 2004!!
From: voteforcartman@disgruntledhuman.com
Date: Thu, August 5, 2004 8:55 pm
Pollstuffing?
I see you are a hamster lover, I was wondering why Lemmiwinks never came
back. Open your ass and release Lemmiwinks.
Fuck Butters in 2004, Vote Cartman instead!!
From: Queen Hamham
Date: Fri, August 6, 2004 9:06 am
Lemmiwinks was a gerbil.
From: voteforcartman@disgruntledhuman.com
Date: Fri, August 6, 2004 5:06 pm
What Lemmiwinks was is no longer important now that he has smothered in
your anal region.
What is important is that you join the majority and vote for Cartman in 2004. You know you want to.
From: Queen Hamham
Date: Wed, August 25, 2004 9:28 am
"well..........its not really STUFFING the ballots its more difficult you see i build computers for a liveing and that pritty mutch gives me accseses to some pritty powerful shit this is one of the many ways of STUFFING the balliots as you call it. i put a SCRIPTKIDDLE in my computer WTF is that you ask its a chip that you insert into the D drive that multiplies the computers ability to carry out various tasks like VOTEING.so i voted for cartman ONCE and it read 450 so did it about 10 times (i also voted butters 4 times)that givs you something to think about now dosent it.you really think butters got 22% all by himself? no he got help but i did that on purpouse cause i knew butters cant catch cartman and kyle and kenny were to far behind to do any thing which drove youre beloved kyle to withdrawl and there IS NOTHING you can do about it because everything that has to do with what i do is written in russian unless you have a certan type of decoder (which you dont have) so all you can do is gather up everyone who dosent vote for cartman (willingly) and i will do this in the future.the tables are turned once again the whole election is in my power,how else do you think cartman got 750 votes an hour that day so once again cartman leads the election race and the others bite the dust i cant tell you who i really am (i work for cartman but he dosent know it yet)and i will leave on vacation tommorow morning when the election is over. see you people again next year for another cartman victory. from:***** ********ps:your doing great cartman you would of won probably without my help."
This was posted in the LJ of b1gb0n3d but nobody saw it. So you see, nobody really likes Cartman.
From: voteforcartman@disgruntledhuman.com
Date: Sat, August 28, 2004 9:09 am
Cartman is too busy to reply to emails at this time, with all of the new
Presidential duties and so forth, but he does have a message for you.http://cartman.firefieldnc.com/
And why would you believe some little punk that posts on a newsboard and doesn't even have a grip on the English language? As far as I know, a Script Kiddle isn't anything you can physically put into your computer, but is a term for someone who isn't quite a hacker but likes to play around with computers and try and exploit holes that real hackers have already found. I think his story is bullshit for one. I'm sure there was a little playing around with the election and so what if Cartman didn't win fairly, Bush didn't win fairly either and look how well he's... wow, we're all fucked aren't we?
From: tashie91@XXXXXX.com
Date: Sun, August 15, 2004 7:21 pm
Hi. I was wondering were do think on gay people?
From: voteforcartman@disgruntledhuman.com
Date: Thu, August 19, 2004 4:03 pm
Well in these tough times there are a lot of gays. In fact, some of my
friends are gay. For instance, Stan and Kyle are gay. Perhaps you knew
this because I always call them faggots, and the fact that Kyle has AIDS.
Kenny isn't gay, he's just a poor piece of crap.
Thank you in advance for your vote, although apparently I don't really need it because I'm winning by 13,000 votes as it is.