There are some that say I am cruel. Some think that I hate the Jews, that I commit hate crimes against blacks, that I like to watch cripples fight, that I make kids that piss me off eat their parents, that I pretend to be a retard so I can win at the Special Olympics. Well let me tell you that was the old me. The new Eric T. Cartman has changed. Deep down I have realized the error of my ways and am working on ways of correcting that. The best way to show everyone how well my life is going is to talk a little about my wonderful home life. My home life is rather nice. I have a single mother who works extremely hard to support me.

Sure there have been rough times in the past. What family doesn't have problems? But being the tight knit family that we are we always work through our problems. Just like I Eric Cartman will work through all the problems in South Park Elementary as class president.

I am also a pet lover. I have a very good friend in my Mr. Kitty and my pot belly pig Fluffy. They are always there and they don't judge me, unlike Kyle and Stan.

So there you have it. My home life is good, life is good, and as your Class President I will make sure to treat you all as extended family; because that's what you will be to me.

Vote for the new and improved Eric Cartman in 2004.