Eric Cartman for President... (class president)



	August 23, 2004 There really isn't a whole lot to say anymore. Except for: na na na na na na, I won the election and you assholes didn't. Na na na na na na. Stan and Kyle are douchebags and they didn't win the election because they suck. August 18, 2004 Well, it's been a long week, but as you can see all my hard work paid off for me. There is only 5 more days until I claim my victory and begin my actions in office. I have thought over what my first official act will be when I take office. Instead of sending Stan and Kyle away, I will have my victory dinner at Casa Bonita first. Then I will send those assholes away. August 11, 2004 Still in the lead. I guess all my hard campaigning paid off. I am currently working on my first duties as president. Although I officially can't take office for 13 more days, I am getting ready for my first day in office. My first act will be to expedite Stan and Kyle to the Denver school district. Enjoy your time in South Park assholes. Tick tock, tick tock. August 6, 2004 Well, it seems you can't keep the top candidate down. That's right, I'm in the lead by over 1,000 votes. I currently have over 6,500 votes. Do Stan and Kyle have over 6,500 votes? I think not. Those assholes don't even have 4,000 votes between the two of them. Hey Wendy, how's it going at the bottom, you skinny bitch? August 4, 2004 Apparently nobody could deal with the fact that I kick major ass, so they restarted the elections today. That's OK to me, I'm still going to kick everyone's ass. August 3, 2004 Start voting for me today! As of 7pm Eastern time I had over 8,000 of the total votes. To check out the results as they occur click this link. Vote Cartman in 2004. Oh, and Stan and Kyle... suck my balls. August 1, 2004 Good citizens of South Park. On Tuesday of this week until the 24th, the polls will open and you will need to make a decision. That decision is what day you are going to go to vote for Eric T. Cartman. If you browse around my site you will see exactly why you should vote for Eric in 2004. There is no other candidate in this election that is more worthy of election that Eric T. Cartman. I could probably write a book on the excellent leadership skills of myself, however I do believe that the website speaks for itself and that all you need to do is browse around the site and check out the updates and then go vote Cartman. It's the right thing to do. New on the site... Endorsements - check them out.

August 23, 2004
There really isn't a whole lot to say anymore. Except for: na na na na na na, I won the election and you assholes didn't. Na na na na na na. Stan and Kyle are douchebags and they didn't win the election because they suck.

August 18, 2004
Well, it's been a long week, but as you can see all my hard work paid off for me. There is only 5 more days until I claim my victory and begin my actions in office. I have thought over what my first official act will be when I take office. Instead of sending Stan and Kyle away, I will have my victory dinner at Casa Bonita first. Then I will send those assholes away.

August 11, 2004
Still in the lead. I guess all my hard campaigning paid off. I am currently working on my first duties as president. Although I officially can't take office for 13 more days, I am getting ready for my first day in office. My first act will be to expedite Stan and Kyle to the Denver school district. Enjoy your time in South Park assholes. Tick tock, tick tock.

August 6, 2004
Well, it seems you can't keep the top candidate down. That's right, I'm in the lead by over 1,000 votes. I currently have over 6,500 votes. Do Stan and Kyle have over 6,500 votes? I think not. Those assholes don't even have 4,000 votes between the two of them. Hey Wendy, how's it going at the bottom, you skinny bitch?

August 4, 2004
Apparently nobody could deal with the fact that I kick major ass, so they restarted the elections today. That's OK to me, I'm still going to kick everyone's ass.

August 3, 2004
Start voting for me today! As of 7pm Eastern time I had over 8,000 of the total votes. To check out the results as they occur click this link. Vote Cartman in 2004. Oh, and Stan and Kyle... suck my balls.

August 1, 2004
Good citizens of South Park. On Tuesday of this week until the 24th, the polls will open and you will need to make a decision. That decision is what day you are going to go to vote for Eric T. Cartman. If you browse around my site you will see exactly why you should vote for Eric in 2004. There is no other candidate in this election that is more worthy of election that Eric T. Cartman. I could probably write a book on the excellent leadership skills of myself, however I do believe that the website speaks for itself and that all you need to do is browse around the site and check out the updates and then go vote Cartman. It's the right thing to do.

New on the site... Endorsements - check them out.