Don't Vote for Kyle



	There are many reasons that you shouldn't vote for Kyle Broflovski. Here are a few of those reasons. Here is a picture of Kyle Broflovski proudly holding up his copy of Crack Whore Magazine©. Another example of youth gone wrong these days. Is this really the person that you want in office? To give you an idea of what kind of frame of mind that Kyle Broflovski is in, here we see him talking to a turd. What state of mind do you think Kyle is in if he is pulling turds out of the toilet and striking up a conversation? Not a very good one if you ask me. Kyle is not Class President material. Here is the final reason to keep Kyle out of office. His mother is a psychotic overbearing bitch. This woman led us into war against Canada, she is against Terrance & Phillip and she is totally power hungry. A vote for Kyle is a vote for his mother. If you elect Kyle as Class President I can guarantee you that by the second day his mother will be running the show and then you know what that means? No more fun for any of us. Is that something you really want? Is that something you can live with on your conscious? I think not. There you have it. Don't vote for Kyle in 2004, or 2005, 2006 or any year that he runs for something. Kyle will not make a good Class President because of the reasons that I have illustrated above. If you still think after this evidence that Kyle deserves your vote, remember this. Kyle's a nerd, he talks to turds, Cartman's cool, he should rule.

There are many reasons that you shouldn't vote for Kyle Broflovski. Here are a few of those reasons.

Here is a picture of Kyle Broflovski proudly holding up his copy of Crack Whore Magazine©. Another example of youth gone wrong these days. Is this really the person that you want in office?

To give you an idea of what kind of frame of mind that Kyle Broflovski is in, here we see him talking to a turd. What state of mind do you think Kyle is in if he is pulling turds out of the toilet and striking up a conversation? Not a very good one if you ask me. Kyle is not Class President material.

Here is the final reason to keep Kyle out of office. His mother is a psychotic overbearing bitch. This woman led us into war against Canada, she is against Terrance & Phillip and she is totally power hungry. A vote for Kyle is a vote for his mother. If you elect Kyle as Class President I can guarantee you that by the second day his mother will be running the show and then you know what that means? No more fun for any of us. Is that something you really want? Is that something you can live with on your conscious? I think not.

There you have it. Don't vote for Kyle in 2004, or 2005, 2006 or any year that he runs for something. Kyle will not make a good Class President because of the reasons that I have illustrated above. If you still think after this evidence that Kyle deserves your vote, remember this. Kyle's a nerd, he talks to turds, Cartman's cool, he should rule.