Kenny McCormick:
Kenny's a nice kid. I like him, I really do. But let's face facts here. Kenny is a poor piece of crap. There is no way he could be elected because we all know he would steal all the school funds to support his dad's liquor problem. We don't need some poor alcoholic's son running for president. What will he accomplish? We can buy our lunch with food stamps?

Butters:
Butters as a leader? Let's get serious here for a moment. I'm not a genuinely mean person but come on; Butters is a big pussy. He can't stand up for himself for anything. Even his mother tried to drown his sorry ass. Even Butters alter ego is a lame-ass. Professor Chaos is the lamest villain anyone's ever come up with.

Timmy:
Let's see. Timmy is a one word kind of guy. What in the hell is Timmy going to do for South Park Elementary except repeat his name over and over? If we want that we can just buy a parrot and make it the Class President. Besides, Timmy's living a lie. We don't need a liar in the position of Class President.

 

Token:
Token is a little show off rich brat. He brings over DVD's when he knows none of us have a DVD player. He walks around in his rich designer clothes all day at school thinking he's better than everyone. That's right, Token thinks he's better than everyone else; including you. Don't take that from this rich asshole. Vote no for Token.

Tweek:
Come on people. This kid is so strung out on his dad's coffee there is no way he can accomplish the difficult task of Class President. He's so shaky he can't even button up his shirt like a normal kid. In fact, there is really nothing normal about Tweek. Look at the kid's hair and the way he dresses. I think Tweek needs to withdraw from the election and get into rehab. If Mary Kate can do it, so can you Tweek. Withdraw.