Welcome to the somewhat unofficial website to vote Eric T. Cartman for class president in 2004. The purpose of this site is simple. To make sure that no one else but me wins the election for Class President... especially Stan or Kyle.

So if When I am elected class president I promise to do the following things.

• Longer recesses for everyone.
• Salisbury steak will be for lunch everyday
• Homework will be done by the smart kids and then sold to the not so smart kids to raise money for field trips
• The inhumane torture known as gym class to some will be abolished
• Cheesy Poofs will be stocked in all desks

Those are just a few of my campaign promises. In the future I will have more, and yes they will be cooler than anything Stan or Kyle can come up with.