My Qualifications



	My qualifications are plenty to run for class president. I have been a viable member of the South Park community for over eight years now. Here are a few of my qualifications and accomplishments. Leadership Qualities Unlike Stan & Kyle, I have proven leadership qualities as I have shown in the past. I have been a successful member of the South Park police force on a couple occasions. I have brought to justice such threats to society as the infamous Chicken Lover. I was the king of the Sea People. I was the Mayor of Smiley Town I ran my own amusement park for a short time, turning a dying business into a prosperous one. Although I'm still under 10 years of age I have a lengthy military career including taking out Saddam Hussein and Osama Bin Laden. Can Stan or Kyle say that? No because they're losers. Strong Religious Background I started my own church and signed up every child in South Park to save their souls. I headed up an extremely successful Christian Rock Band Faith + 1 and sold over a million records and inspired many with the words of Jesus. Humanitarian I helped Starvin' Marvin by taking him into our home and sharing my Cheesy Poofs with him. I also went over to his native land and helped straighten out Sally Struthers so Starvin' Marvin could come back home. I saved the species of Jakovasaurs from extinction. Thanks to my help they are now living life to the fullest in France. Had it been left to Stan or Kyle, the entire species would not exist today. When Kenny was dying in the hospital, who went to Washington to campaign for stem cell research? Was it Kyle? No. Was it Stan? No. It was me. I convinced congress to lift the ban on stem cell research to help our friend Kenny. Unlike Stan and Kyle who obviously don't care about their friends. Last and certainly not least. I must remind my opponent (and I use that term loosely) Kyle Broflovski that if it was not for me he may not be alive today. I donated a Kidney to Kyle and in true Kyle fashion; have yet to receive thanks.

My qualifications are plenty to run for class president. I have been a viable member of the South Park community for over eight years now. Here are a few of my qualifications and accomplishments.

Leadership Qualities
Unlike Stan & Kyle, I have proven leadership qualities as I have shown in the past. I have been a successful member of the South Park police force on a couple occasions. I have brought to justice such threats to society as the infamous Chicken Lover.

I was the king of the Sea People.

I was the Mayor of Smiley Town

I ran my own amusement park for a short time, turning a dying business into a prosperous one.

Although I'm still under 10 years of age I have a lengthy military career including taking out Saddam Hussein and Osama Bin Laden. Can Stan or Kyle say that? No because they're losers.

Strong Religious Background
I started my own church and signed up every child in South Park to save their souls.

I headed up an extremely successful Christian Rock Band Faith + 1 and sold over a million records and inspired many with the words of Jesus.

Humanitarian
I helped Starvin' Marvin by taking him into our home and sharing my Cheesy Poofs with him. I also went over to his native land and helped straighten out Sally Struthers so Starvin' Marvin could come back home.

I saved the species of Jakovasaurs from extinction. Thanks to my help they are now living life to the fullest in France. Had it been left to Stan or Kyle, the entire species would not exist today.

When Kenny was dying in the hospital, who went to Washington to campaign for stem cell research? Was it Kyle? No. Was it Stan? No. It was me. I convinced congress to lift the ban on stem cell research to help our friend Kenny. Unlike Stan and Kyle who obviously don't care about their friends.

Last and certainly not least. I must remind my opponent (and I use that term loosely) Kyle Broflovski that if it was not for me he may not be alive today. I donated a Kidney to Kyle and in true Kyle fashion; have yet to receive thanks.