Stan Marsh doesn't deserve anyone's vote; let alone yours. Stan is promoting himself as a do gooder but we all know the real truth about Stan. A picture is worth a thousand words. After you look at these photos, how could you vote for Stan?

Stan sexually harassed me and I was forced to sue him. Although I was victorious in the courtroom that day, the emotional scars may never heal.

 

 

 

When Stan isn't sexually harassing me he is usually physically abusing me. Here you see Stan solving a problem the only way he knows how. Getting physical. How will he make a good class president when he can't solve issues without coming to blows?

 

 

Once again the side of Stan he doesn't want you to see. He is only eight years old in this picture and yet he is poised to kill. This boy is totally unstable. I think instead of voting him in as the President he should really undergo a psychic evaluation. It's so sad to see youth go astray like this.

 

 

Yet another piece to the puzzle that is Stan. Here we see Stan apparently dressing up like a girl. Although he may tell you he was dressing up as Raggedy Andy, we all know it was really Raggedy Annie.

 

 

 

There you have it. Solid concrete evidence that Stan Marsh is totally wrong for the job. If there is anyone that is still not convinced that Stan should not be elected please repeat after me... Push Stan Marsh out the door, vote Eric Cartman in 2004.