Why will Eric make a good Class President? Well, I could tell you why but instead why don't I let some of these prominent South Park citizens make their case for me.

Polly Prissy Pants:
Eric is a perfect gentleman. He always gets me tea whenever I ask him to and always has my best interests at hand. Eric is so strong, and smart, and everybody likes him. Eric is the best. Eric has rescued me several times since I've known him. I think Eric would make a terrific Class President. Eric, is a perfect gentleman and he is smart and kewl.

 

Clyde Frog:
Eric is kewl. I think you should vote for Eric so he stops putting his hand up my ass all the time.

 

 

Mr. Garrison
An election for what? I don't really care which one of the little bastards you vote for, none of them are in my class anymore. Hey, the fat kid just slipped me a $20. Vote for Eric Cartman.

 

Chef:
Eric is one of my favorite little crackers. He always loves it when I make Salisbury steak. I've never had any other of the children eat so many steaks in one sitting. In fact I like all of the children. I think it's just great that they are all getting into this election. I like them all so I really can't say which one I would like to see .....

(editors note: we lost connection on the telephone for Chef's endorsement of Eric Cartman, but as you can tell he fully endorses Eric.)

Butters:
Well I guess that Eric would make a good president. Sometimes Eric is mean to me but I think that he can be nice like the time he helped me exact revenge on my parents. He has the leadership skills to be a great president. Wait a minute Eric, I'm running for president too... ah fish sticks.