Wendy is a slut and she doesn't deserve your vote.

This picture is worth a thousand words; and all of those words are slut. Wendy is totally hung up on herself and totally doesn't deserve to be class president. First she's a girl, then there was that time she came to school dressed as in the picture. Wendy has even went as far as getting a boob job. What kind of self centered girl does that to herself at age 8? A very sad lonely girl. If you vote for Wendy then I can guarantee you that every day she will have you doing some dumb hippy crap like saving whales or baby seals or chaining yourselves to trees.

 

To illustrate how disgusting Wendy is to everyone, here is a picture of Stan Marsh puking just from Wendy talking to him. Is that what you want in office? Someone who will make everyone around them sick? Think about it South Park. Think about it and then don't vote for Wendy; vote for Cartman.

 

 

There you have it. I don't even have to go into many details on this one. There should be no problem with me convincing you not to vote for Wendy. However if you for whatever reason in your head think you need to vote for Wendy remember this. Don't vote for Wendy she's a hippy slut, instead vote for Cartman he's got the guts.