There are many reasons to make your vote for Cartman in 2004. The first reason of course is because I'm hella cool. The second is because I'm not Stan or Kyle. I am studying very hard for this and will do the best job that I can as your Class President.

I have spent much of my life in politics. In fact through a nearly tragic turn of events I ended up having a flashback and witnessing the signing of the Declaration of Independence. Can any other candidate say that? Well if they do, they are liars. I Eric T. Cartman solemnly promise that when I am elected I will uphold the office of Class President to the highest standards of any political office.

When elected I will treat my staff with fairness and dignity, much like Bill Clinton did with Monica Lewinsky. I will always listen to others, much like George Bush listens to the U.N. So Why Vote for Eric Cartman? Because it's the right thing to do.

Remember, a vote for Cartman is a vote for me.